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[hynobius]

aka avoiding captcha or miss hana song wants him

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[diq]

How little you think of me. Of course I can be discreet.

[hynobius]

Apologies, don't take too much offense.
I think little of most people.

[diq]

I'm getting that. It's not a liability, so it's probably for the best you keep to that.

[hynobius]

Hm.

My brother would say otherwise.

[ .............. ]

Actually... I may consider you over all others for one thing in particular.

[diq]

I don't know your brother.

And that sounds like hard work, but go on, do tell.

[hynobius]

Just pretend to be a friend of mine.

My brother believes that I need it, so rather than keeping him concerned this would be much easier.
And then maybe I'll give you whatever you want to your hearts content.

[diq]

Hah, seriously? That's nice of your brother.

Look, I'll do it for free. Come up with whatever story you want, just keep me in the loop so we're both aware. Things like that aren't worth owing anyone for.

[hynobius]

I'd rather you just tell me to pay you.

We're going out for drinks this weekend.
If you end up tailing after someone I won't stop you, but I'd rather you not tell my brother when he asks.

[diq]

The less probabilities there are of your brother spotting holes in our story or exchange, the better. Besides, you're the one who called me a hazard. Don't you want to keep that line?

[ it's like you've never lied to a person about a relationship before damn. ]

Just be upfront with my philandering ways. That way he doesn't need to think to ask.

[hynobius]

[ He just wants the illusion of not befriending a whore for at least a week!! ]

Hm.
You’re right.
It’d be more difficult to keep that a secret over everything else.

And I don’t think this needs to be addressed, but I enjoy being thorough: do not flirt with my brother.

[diq]

[ and why wouldn't you be thorough? goddamn. ]

Brother's off-limits, got it.

Anything else?

[hynobius]

Just behave.

[diq]

I'll only bark when you need me to, I promise ♥

[hynobius]

Mhm.

Then when I say "paw" I expect you to give me your hand without second thought.

[diq]

That's a little more intimate than what I'm used to from you. What's the catch?

[hynobius]

Nothing?

It's common between people who are familiar with one another. Say you had too much to drink and I had to hold your hand... there's nothing intimate about it.

[diq]

Really? Not a thing amongst us in Faerghus. But sure, if you want to hold my hand, I'll let you. Just don't fall in love.

[hynobius]

I'll kill you or die before that ever happens.

I don't have any intentions of falling in love with anyone ever.

[diq]

That's not really something you've control over, you know.

And which one is it? Kill me, or die first?

[hynobius]

Preferably?

I'd kill you.