hynobius | open post.

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open post.

aka avoiding captcha or miss hana song wants him

I'd rather you just tell me to pay you.

We're going out for drinks this weekend.
If you end up tailing after someone I won't stop you, but I'd rather you not tell my brother when he asks.

The less probabilities there are of your brother spotting holes in our story or exchange, the better. Besides, you're the one who called me a hazard. Don't you want to keep that line?

[ it's like you've never lied to a person about a relationship before damn. ]

Just be upfront with my philandering ways. That way he doesn't need to think to ask.

[ He just wants the illusion of not befriending a whore for at least a week!! ]

Hm.
You’re right.
It’d be more difficult to keep that a secret over everything else.

And I don’t think this needs to be addressed, but I enjoy being thorough: do not flirt with my brother.

[ and why wouldn't you be thorough? goddamn. ]

Brother's off-limits, got it.

Anything else?

Just behave.

I'll only bark when you need me to, I promise ♥

Mhm.

Then when I say "paw" I expect you to give me your hand without second thought.

That's a little more intimate than what I'm used to from you. What's the catch?

Nothing?

It's common between people who are familiar with one another. Say you had too much to drink and I had to hold your hand... there's nothing intimate about it.