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[hynobius]

aka avoiding captcha or miss hana song wants him

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[hynobius]

[ He just wants the illusion of not befriending a whore for at least a week!! ]

Hm.
You’re right.
It’d be more difficult to keep that a secret over everything else.

And I don’t think this needs to be addressed, but I enjoy being thorough: do not flirt with my brother.

[diq]

[ and why wouldn't you be thorough? goddamn. ]

Brother's off-limits, got it.

Anything else?

[hynobius]

Just behave.

[diq]

I'll only bark when you need me to, I promise ♥

[hynobius]

Mhm.

Then when I say "paw" I expect you to give me your hand without second thought.

[diq]

That's a little more intimate than what I'm used to from you. What's the catch?

[hynobius]

Nothing?

It's common between people who are familiar with one another. Say you had too much to drink and I had to hold your hand... there's nothing intimate about it.

[diq]

Really? Not a thing amongst us in Faerghus. But sure, if you want to hold my hand, I'll let you. Just don't fall in love.

[hynobius]

I'll kill you or die before that ever happens.

I don't have any intentions of falling in love with anyone ever.

[diq]

That's not really something you've control over, you know.

And which one is it? Kill me, or die first?

[hynobius]

Preferably?

I'd kill you.