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yoohyun dummy thicc & murderous han ([personal profile] hynobius) wrote2020-12-26 12:03 am
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open post.

aka avoiding captcha or miss hana song wants him
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pretend this was sent 12/25

[personal profile] omeka 2020-12-26 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
you didn't wake me up before you left this morning
so now i have to text this to you like a pleb because you're probably in a meeting
or are in the middle of a really intense D&D campaign (lol)

but
happy birthday oppa ❤️❤️
you have a really sick birthday/christmas gift waiting for you at home
i love you, you big dummy!!
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[personal profile] omeka 2020-12-28 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
no! don't thank me for that!!
i wanted to make you breakfast!!!


[ AND RISK BURNING THE PLACE DOWN? yes, thank you, hana, for sleeping all the way to afternoon. ]

i mean... this one you asked for specifically
and i hardly spoil you so i made an exception this time
pick a number between 1 and 5
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[personal profile] omeka 2021-01-09 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
i'll make some for you when you back

i'll never understand why you'd want me to hit you but ok
i can add that to my list of things to do
i mean if you just wanna spar, we can spar too. i can take a hit or ten
plus. 1 is a good choice, i think you'll be very happy!
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[personal profile] omeka 2021-01-19 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
upsetting!
i was hoping to get some punches in.
funny that you could literally snap me in half and you haven't yet
should i tone down the brattiness?


[ she's kidding. she would never. ]

silk. that's all you're getting, oppa.
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[personal profile] omeka 2021-01-21 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
oppa's really selfish when it comes to me, huh?
that's fine because i'm the same way when it comes to oppa
i may not have your stamina but i love watching you get angry when you're tied up and i tease you
consider it payback for all the times you've made me beg

but i'll take you on your knees too i guess


[ are you kidding her? she would take him on his knees in a heartbeat. she's just being difficult. ]

whatever the birthday boy wants, he gets
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[personal profile] omeka 2021-02-03 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
i'll do my best to make you happy for the rest of our lives
but not without giving you grief first :)

oppa
i am always ready!


[ except for right now but anyway -- ]

lmk when you're 5 minutes away so i can get dressed
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[personal profile] diq 2021-11-24 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
Team mates? That's a lot more generous than you'd like, I suppose, but it's less scandalous than what we actually are.

And I get it. Not all of us can be as reckless and problematic at the end of the day.

But if you want to try it, just give me a call.
[ he doesn't mean dungeons ]
Edited 2021-11-24 04:36 (UTC)
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[personal profile] diq 2021-11-26 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
Really. What would you call me, then?

And I'm talking about sex, darling Yoohyun.
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[personal profile] diq 2021-11-26 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
I am all of those things, true.

Some of us like to feel a little on the edge whether in love or war.
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[personal profile] diq 2021-11-26 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
You're overthinking it.
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[personal profile] diq 2021-11-26 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
How little you think of me. Of course I can be discreet.
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[personal profile] diq 2021-11-26 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
I'm getting that. It's not a liability, so it's probably for the best you keep to that.
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[personal profile] diq 2021-11-26 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know your brother.

And that sounds like hard work, but go on, do tell.
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[personal profile] diq 2021-11-26 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
Hah, seriously? That's nice of your brother.

Look, I'll do it for free. Come up with whatever story you want, just keep me in the loop so we're both aware. Things like that aren't worth owing anyone for.
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[personal profile] diq 2021-11-26 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
The less probabilities there are of your brother spotting holes in our story or exchange, the better. Besides, you're the one who called me a hazard. Don't you want to keep that line?

[ it's like you've never lied to a person about a relationship before damn. ]

Just be upfront with my philandering ways. That way he doesn't need to think to ask.
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[personal profile] diq 2021-11-26 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[ and why wouldn't you be thorough? goddamn. ]

Brother's off-limits, got it.

Anything else?
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[personal profile] diq 2021-11-27 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
I'll only bark when you need me to, I promise ♥
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[personal profile] diq 2021-11-27 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
That's a little more intimate than what I'm used to from you. What's the catch?
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[personal profile] diq 2021-11-27 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
Really? Not a thing amongst us in Faerghus. But sure, if you want to hold my hand, I'll let you. Just don't fall in love.
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[personal profile] diq 2021-12-02 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
That's not really something you've control over, you know.

And which one is it? Kill me, or die first?